| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 7542 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?
But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 6037 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 3061 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5155 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.
But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.
Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.
Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.
Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.
Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9040 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 221 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?
So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 204016 | Star Shards Collected: | 152 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 428 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.
One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
👽Join us as we discuss all things Modded Minecraft, from crazy modpacks to wacky build ideas. And don’t forget to update us on your latest mod creations for some hilarious feedback! 👾
🚨In breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been annihilated! But fear not, PollyMC is here to save the day and let you keep playing without a Microsoft account. Take that, M$! 😜
🔥Check out our Useful Links for all the latest and greatest resources, from a Curseforge Search that’s out of this world to a Flavor of the Month Launcher that says “no” to Microsoft. And if you’ve been shafted by M$, we’ve got a 1.7.10 server authentication option just for you. You can still [multi]play with us! 🎉
💡Need some inspiration for your next Minecraft masterpiece? We’ve got you covered with Ideas, Albums, Resources & Inspiration galore. And don’t forget to read our General FAQ before bombarding us with questions about mod-making guides or where to download stuff. We’ve got it all laid out for you! 📚
🕳️So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might stumble upon an abandoned mineshaft that will lead you to untold riches! See you in the game, crazy crafters! 🚀🌈
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us as we journey through the unknown future together, just like Rin and Shirou. Who knows what crazy adventures await us as we become better builders than we started out as. From epic battles to building magnificent structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why settle for anything less when you can join a Minecraft server that is truly the best route to take? Join us now and let’s create our own fate together!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4145 | Mines Excavated: | 2141 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 258 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
