| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 189 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!
Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!
Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 88 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.
So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 281 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Potions Brewed: | 138 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 174346 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 190 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hentai-themed builds, wincest roleplays, egirls selling virtual feet pics, and even a section dedicated to ex-wives seeking revenge!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with players who are just as twisted as you are. From footjob competitions to girlfriend stealing quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner perv run wild! Just remember to use the secret code to gain access: 05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any therapy bills incurred after joining our server)
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 326 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
