| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3399 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us on this server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on magical unicorns. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge him to a dance-off or join forces to overthrow the evil Sheep Queen? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is so advanced, we have AI software that can predict what your Minecraft character would look like today. That’s right, you could be sporting a fabulous new outfit or even have a pet dragon by your side.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways of stealth and agility. Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and clucking them into oblivion!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to face the pandas and claim the treasure for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for Lola’s llama drama along the way.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 377 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But beware, the Hime-sama is known for her unpredictable mood swings – one minute she’ll be showering you with gifts and the next she’ll be summoning a horde of zombie pigmen to attack you for no reason. Can you handle the drama and chaos that comes with serving a Minecraft princess?
If you’re brave enough to take on this challenge, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to be a true Hime-sama warrior!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7301 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! Meet our singing fairy, our funni purple rockstar wolf, and our demon sorceress who will cast spells on you while you mine for diamonds. And don’t forget about our Austr-alien OBS wizard and the most ancient and wisest hag who will guide you through the pixelated wilderness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a LIVE KOALA CAM where you can watch these adorable creatures in real time as you build your own koala sanctuary in the game. So come on down under and join the madness on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and ride bears into battle, mine for diamonds in the depths of the Kremlin, and battle it out with creepers in Red Square. Our server is so intense, it’s curing DEI and ESG one block at a time.
So grab your vodka and your pickaxe, because this server is the craziest ride this side of the Iron Curtain. Join now and let the bear rider lead you to victory!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Say goodbye to all the space women take up in your brain when all you want to do is focus on that microsecond you cum. And don’t worry about being fat and short like me, because on this server, it doesn’t matter at all!
Forget about all the mind games, shittests, and gossips that plague other servers. Join us and feel good overall, without torturing yourself over who she may have hooked up with. Trust me, she’ll regret missing out on young love anyway. So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7569 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight alongside your favorite characters and earn epic rewards.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis coming soon. Who knows what treasures await you in this crazy adventure?
But the fun doesn’t stop there. We have cross-region data center travel tests, PvP Series 5, resources, free companies, linkshells, and so much more. Plus, don’t miss out on our movie meetups where you can watch spooky shows like Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks.
Our community is filled with quirky players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt (and maybe cry a little too, but in a good way). Plus, our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities – who needs to pay bills when you can be mining for diamonds all day?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you’re feeling a little mentally unstable, our server is the perfect place to let loose and embrace the chaos.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our community is filled with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Herobrine himself is jealous!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Explore our virtual Italian marketplace where you can trade for rare food items like truffle-infused diamonds and spaghetti made from unicorn hair. Don’t forget to visit our virtual vineyard where you can stomp grapes with your friends and create the finest virtual wine in all of Minecraft!
So come join us on our server and taste the virtual flavors of Italy like never before. Mangia mangia, gamers! 🍝🍕🍨
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
