| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers and chickens can talk! It’s a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to reshape the very fabric of reality itself!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Who knows, you might just find love in a parallel dimension!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a cosplay contest. Dress up as your favorite anime character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway for a chance to win epic prizes like enchanted armor or a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a pixelated version of Tokyo.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a live-action anime, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Who wouldn’t want to befriend one of these beauties?
2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your back when the music stops!
3. Our server is protected by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will stop at nothing to defend our land from any invaders. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered fighters.
4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
>Next thing you know, you’re on field duty and get sent on a mission to McCarran, only to be redirected to some random coordinates in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because some absolute lunatic got access to an emergency radio and you’re the lucky one chosen to deal with him.
>You arrive at the scene and see this dead-eyed dude in Ranger armor taking on THREE freaking deathclaws with just a regular infantry rifle. Is he high? Is he crazy? Who knows, but he’s definitely a badass.
>You join in the fight, shooting at the deathclaws with little effect, but this madman takes them all down like it’s nothing. I mean, he killed three nearly one-ton lizard monsters with just a basic assault rifle.
>Seriously, this guy is a legend in the making. If you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable adventures, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows what kind of crazy shit you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that hatches into a baby dragon! Who wouldn’t want their very own fire-breathing companion?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who loves to drop explosive beats!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs fighting when you can dance your way to victory?
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 103 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you become a cat dad, but you can also ride around on giant flying unicorns while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the purr-fectly crazy world of being a cat dad in Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 3664 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4519 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4229 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.
But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.
And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).
So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!
So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 63 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 523318 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6244 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
