| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?
Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4982 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.
Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2006 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 724 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 142 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena!
Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. So if you’re looking to get rich quick, this is the place to be.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably question why you didn’t know about foreskins sooner. But hey, better late than never, right?
So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the mystery of foreskins together. Who knows what other surprises await us in this crazy world of blocky fun!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 8673 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Enchantments Applied: | 87 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for a chance to become a Shot One Fighter, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Forget about those boring old genres, we’re all about creating a unique and unforgettable gaming experience that will have you coming back for more.
Don’t let your creations disappear into the void like Shot One did, join our server and build your own legacy. Who needs Twitter and YouTube when you can be a part of our thriving community of gamers who are always ready for a good time?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Shot One legend!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 7345 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
