| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever holds it. But beware, the Carrot Guardians will stop at nothing to protect their precious veggie!
Build your own castle made entirely of cheese, because why not? And don’t forget to ride around on a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot, who will take you on wild adventures across the land.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender llamas, who are said to possess the ability to speak in Shakespearean English. Brush up on your iambic pentameter and prepare to be amazed!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in the land of Jerusalem!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 610150 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 50 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” – a sheep that loves to boogie down to funky music all day long. Join us and witness the sight of a rainbow-colored sheep busting out some sick dance moves like you’ve never seen before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Wose on da frontpage!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us if you want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a watermelon helmet. Or how about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Yeah, that’s a thing here. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains diamonds. It’s a real thing, we swear.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure insanity, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. What are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 178 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our captain has noted that players on our server are not accustomed to “this level of weapons and violence,” but don’t worry, you’ll quickly learn to adapt. The Yemenis on our server are perfecting their technique, so the more they fire, the more accurate they become. It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with explosives!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a missile strike), then join us for a truly striking experience. Just make sure to build a bomb shelter for your diamond stash!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for the chance to participate in epic bee battles where you can sting your enemies and collect pollen to upgrade your bee abilities. But be careful, because if you get too tired, you might just fall asleep and wake up as a regular human again!
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a bee in a virtual world and unleash your inner insect warrior? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate buzzing champion – join us today and let the honey flow!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a magical land filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of llamas as they race through obstacle courses, participate in epic battles against armies of evil chickens, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Palace, where all your wildest potato dreams come true. Want to ride a potato unicorn? Done. Want to swim in a pool of mashed potatoes? We got you covered. The Potato Palace is the place to be for all your starchy needs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Russian statue or ride into battle on the back of a ninja llama. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | New Chunks Explored: | 506990 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.
Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 162 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!
But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 244 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).
So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.
And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.
But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?
So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 728929 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
