| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and become the closest “Gura killer” we’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world. Take on epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Gura herself!
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Will you be the one to conquer them all and emerge victorious?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 196 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?
If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.
Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!
So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3729 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 115 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!
So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.
But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3558 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 1178 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also boasts a giant floating taco island where you can battle it out in epic food fights with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can make it laugh.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience? Come on in and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us on this server and experience the ultimate stress-relief therapy through mining, crafting, and exploding creepers! Who needs meditation when you can just dig a giant hole and fill it with TNT? Letting go has never been so explosive!
So say goodbye to your real-world problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to make that epic sword. Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash over you like a bucket of water on a lava lake!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 6510 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the “white” Latinos won’t be able to meme their way out of this one. With crazy challenges and insane competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
