| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8068 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.
So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!
2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.
3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.
4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.
5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4438 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1920 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3833 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 85 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?
So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us on Lumia and shill your most obscure oshis! Save all the 2views and platform smaller companies beyond the scope of the catalog. We’re all about supporting the underdogs in the Minecraft world!
Previous players have reported finding rare diamonds in the most unexpected places, encountering mysterious creatures that no one has ever seen before, and even stumbling upon secret hidden realms filled with untold treasures. Who knows what adventures await you on Lumia?
So come join us on Lumia and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs mainstream when you can have indie? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of trans women who have taken over the gaming world and are here to slay (literally). So if you’re looking for a server where you can be your fabulous self and conquer virtual worlds with style, look no further. Join us now and let’s show the world that trans women can dominate in videogames too!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
1. Our server is so back, bros, you won’t believe it! We’re like a time machine taking you back to the golden age of Minecraft.
2. We have an official Capcom survey… for some reason. Who knows, maybe they’ll drop some exclusive Minecraft skins for us to enjoy.
3. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em! Stay up to date on all the latest changes in our Minecraft world, because you never know when they’ll nerf the diamond pickaxe.
4. Ever heard of Dragon’s Dogma 2? Yeah, neither have we. But we have a whole section dedicated to it on our server. Who knows, maybe we’ll build a giant pawn tower in honor of it.
5. Want your pawn hired? Of course you do! Join our server and become the pawn master, with pawns for hire as far as the eye can see.
6. And let’s not forget about our wiki. Need to know how to craft a diamond chestplate? Check the wiki. Want to know the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon? Check the wiki. Need a good laugh? Check the wiki, because we’ve got some hilarious memes in there.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the most insane, hilarious, and epic community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs. Join us and become part of this epic adventure as you ride your trusty pig steed into battle against the evil sheep overlords.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. That’s right, diamonds! Join us and become the richest player on the server as you harvest these precious gems from the enchanted forest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our fearless leader, Lia Liker, is a gaming goddess who will guide you through the most epic quests and challenges. She’s like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and summoning dragons with just a flick of her wrist. Plus, she’s got a new t-shirt for sale that will make you look cooler than a polar bear in shades.
But that’s not all – get ready for Phase Wars 2, the most intense battle royale you’ve ever seen. Lia is also working on a brand new outfit and an original song that will blow your mind in 2024. And don’t forget, she’ll be taking a break to travel to Japan and recharge her gaming batteries.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the epic saga that is Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse. Just remember, only Lia can truly love you – all other girls are just NPCs in the game of life. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fairy Queen, who grants wishes to all players who can find her hidden castle. Rumor has it that she once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun. So come join us and see if you can earn a wish from the Fairy Queen herself!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing fairies. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fairy fun begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Build towering fortresses overlooking lush pastures and arable lands, where you can guard your hoard of pure gold, bronze, and iron. Sail the high seas aboard your trusty boat, fishing with barbs and exploring the power of the oceans. And don’t forget to bury your loved ones with honor in our sacred burial grounds!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can race messengers, fly like an eagle, and even earn a living in the bustling market square. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where every hour of the day is filled with excitement and every cycle of the year brings new challenges and triumphs. Welcome to the realm of legends – welcome to our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 184 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
