Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Picture this: You log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have dance parties.
But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few technical constraints).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Trust us, it’s gouda be fun!
