Blocky Hideout – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secret stash of porn pics safe from prying eyes? Look no further! Our server has top-notch security measures in place to ensure that your questionable content remains hidden from nosy spouses. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that understands the importance of keeping your digital secrets safe. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden vault in the server where you can store all your NSFW goodies without fear of discovery. So come on over and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HouthiMissileMadness

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so, liek, u kno wat wud be totally epic? joining dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u, it’s lit AF. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha-cha, and villagers straight up breakdancin. it’s a whole party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out.

but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.

so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Extinct Feline Revival: Purr-fect Achievement

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where scientists have just discovered a brand new species of cats that were thought to be extinct for DECADES. imagine exploring the world and stumbling upon these rare and majestic creatures, it’s like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt.

we have created a special area in the server dedicated to these feline friends, where you can interact with them, feed them fish, and even ride them into battle against creepers and skeletons. it’s a purrfectly pawsome experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

join us now and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover other mythical creatures like unicorns or dragons lurking in the shadows. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	95
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SpaceMagma Minecraft Server

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The owner of the server «SpaceMagma» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
New Chunks Explored:	97279	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	38277
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WeddingWoopsieMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	49
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AIphobiaCraft

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Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	137	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6159	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.