Blocky Hearts Kingdom LOLz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	New Chunks Explored:	10615

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Towns Built:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	62

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	119	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Potions Brewed:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	109	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	1533	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Items Found:	2106	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2