Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 38 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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