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Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
New Chunks Explored:	228736	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Endless Night Skies:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2409
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	160
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	48	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Star Shards Collected:	174	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	2817	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	62	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Villages Defended:	5
Emeralds Found:	8567	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Buildings Constructed:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4090
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8877
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Players:	101/200	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0