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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9502 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Star Shards Collected: | 218 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 437 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!