Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
New Chunks Explored:	592512	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Emeralds Found:	8146
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Animals Bred:	131

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	New Chunks Explored:	931117
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	246	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SisterSquadDormKick

alcohol, apartment, Boundaries, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict, Curfew, Decision making, Dormitory, family, freedom, Friends, Grades, high school, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisterSquadDormKick, Strict, University

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NormCraft: Back in the Day

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Meow Mine Minecraft Server

adult administration, Bank, battle pass, Capital, Cases, Cosmetics, custom enchantments, Duels, Economy, Interest, Jobs, king of the hill, map updates, Mob Arena, Parkour, Quests, Resources, responsive administration, Seasons, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, unique rewards, Works

Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

The server has:

* seasons with biome and mob spawn features

* custom enchantments and items

* cosmetics

* Battle pass

* duels with unique locations

* bank with a system of interest on deposits

* parkour

* works

* mob arena

* king of the hill

The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, blocky, Bundesliga, Bundesliga 3, Challenges, Coaching, Competition, determination, Failure, German Football, Improvement, League, Management, Minecraft, Performance, Players, progress, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, success, Tactics, TEAM

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Farms Harvested:	143
Towns Built:	8	Enchantments Applied:	64
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

age difference, Boundaries, Boyfriend, complaining, dad, family, family dynamics, Friends, guest list, guest list etiquette, INTIMATE, NoPlusOneAllowedCraft, partner, relationship length, Siblings, sister, Small wedding, STEPDAUGHTER, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Animals Bred:	63
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!