Blocky Goals Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old objectives? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Buildings Constructed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	523908
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Potions Brewed:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	600
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchantments Applied:	86	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8614	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	149
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Crops Grown:	1907	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	70	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	8907
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Votes:	2274
Magic Items Found:	6700	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	1730	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!