Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Dragons Tamed: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Players Killed by Monsters: 9957
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Ores Mined: 7981

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

    D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

    So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 282
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

    HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

    Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

    So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Animals Bred: 165
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

    Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftLifeLolz

    MineCraftLifeLolz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

    LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising
    lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

    CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!
    join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

    we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

    but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 183
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

    Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

    And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Falling into the Void: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kik Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7979 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Gods Slained: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

    BoyfriendBlockheadAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

    Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 60 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sayonara, Old Sayings!

    Sayonara, Old Sayings!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 339

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Animals Bred: 80
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6671 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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