Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OpportuCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Magic Items Found:	4137
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

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so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	699
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5228

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	135	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5531
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlocktopiaCraft

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mines Excavated:	4450
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.