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PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5859	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dimension Hops:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	80
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1930

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	82
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	4

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Votes:	7799
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CraftyCoupleRenoWars

Communication, compromise, CraftyCoupleRenoWars, Decision making, design preferences, financial contributions, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, home improvement, Home ownership, House Renovation, interior decorating, kitchen design, living arrangements, open plan living room, Partnership, personal space, property ownership, relationship dynamics, renovation decisions, shared living spaces

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have full control and make all the decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can renovate your virtual house however you want without any compromises!

Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!

On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of gratitude, lack of humility, lack of integrity, laziness, lose respect, Manipulation, poor communication, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time, bro. We got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a potato holding a diamond sword. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like, super smart and will build their own little villages and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

Players:	91/500	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Void Gems Collected:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4