Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, Alt Twitter, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, Fun, global rules, Husbands, Minecraft, Otis, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, Server, shitposters, Shondopolis, twitch, Twitch Alt, twitter, VOD

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Towns Built:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server on the internet? Fallenshadow, the hard-working schizo loli, is waiting for you and her many husbands to join in on the fun! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Otis the manager and Ribbon Cage, who will keep you laughing for hours on end. And don’t forget about the Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and Twitter accounts that will have you hooked from the moment you join.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of Shondopolis and leave behind the boring, divorced players of other servers. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Votes:	8278
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3125	Enchantments Applied:	291
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3303	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	651011
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Towns Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	2976
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!