Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pixel Punks Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of infinite power, guarded by a horde of evil zombie pigmen. But beware, for the sword is said to be cursed and will turn anyone who wields it into a chicken for 24 hours!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves nothing more than challenging players to a game of Minecraft trivia. Beat him at his own game and he’ll reward you with a chest full of rare loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP

    Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic tale of Gus, the player who lost his composure and ended up in a hilarious predicament! Rumor has it that he accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, all because he couldn’t control his laughter while playing. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own wacky adventures and maybe even become the next Gus of our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Towns Built: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

    IcyDeluxe Movies is a budding filmmaker with a passion for creating visually captivating and emotionally engaging films. With a keen eye for storytelling and a talent for cinematography, IcyDeluxe Movies is quickly making a name for themselves in the industry. Their unique style and creative vision set them apart, and they are poised to become a rising star in the world of filmmaking.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server

    Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

    Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • So Little Gits Content Minecraft SMP

    So Little Gits Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild circus on steroids, with more chaos and shenanigans than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ores Mined: 5677 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Lost & Found Minecraft Server

    Lost & Found Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a rollercoaster ride that goes through the Nether!

    Our community is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, we have a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots (because who doesn’t need those, right?).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the madness. Remember, on our server, when someone says “and nobody missed them, and nothing of value was lost,” they’re probably talking about the time someone accidentally blew up the entire village with a stack of TNT. Oops!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Night Crew Minecraft SMP

    The Night Crew Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest of blocks, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Show thine selves and emerge into our crazy world of Minecraft madness. Join us and rejoice in the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Whimsical Woods Minecraft Server

    Whimsical Woods Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our Partial Partner of the Power-washing Power-couple, Calliope Mori.

    Legend has it that Calliope Mori once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a bucket of water and a sponge. She’s so skilled at power-washing that even the creepers run in fear when they see her coming. And now, she’s looking for new recruits to join her on her quest to clean up the Minecraft world one block at a time.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure with Calliope Mori and become a part of the most legendary power-washing power-couple in all of gaming history!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7942 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Worldly Countries Minecraft SMP

    Worldly Countries Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where only countries exist! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, here you can build entire nations and conquer your enemies with your superior block-placing skills.

    Join us and become the ruler of your own country, complete with a flag, national anthem, and even a parliament made out of Minecraft blocks. Want to start a war with your neighbor over a patch of land? Go for it! Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and enchanted armor for the ultimate battle.

    But beware, there are vassal states and colonies lurking around, looking to overthrow your rule and claim your territory as their own. Will you be able to defend your country and emerge victorious in this crazy world of Minecraft geopolitics?

    So come on, join us and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft diplomat and warrior. Only on this Minecraft SMP, where countries reign supreme and chaos is just a block away.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 364 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft server: Wild World Crossing

    Minecraft server: Wild World Crossing
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild ride through the world of Animal Crossing! From Doubutsu No Mori E+ to New Horizons, we’ve got it all covered in our crazy virtual world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of living amongst talking animals, catching bugs and fish, and shaking trees for mysterious treasures. Want to visit a bustling city or relax on a tropical island? We’ve got you covered with our insane custom biomes.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got spinoffs where you can battle against giant bugs or race against your animal friends in go-karts. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our Animal Forest expansion where you can explore haunted forests and uncover hidden secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Twisted Into My Heart Minecraft SMP

    Twisted Into My Heart Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the blocks are twisted into our hearts and the adventures are even more twisted! Join us if you dare to enter a world where the creepers dance the cha-cha, the zombies have a book club, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server!

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can join in on the madness and become a part of our wacky community. Build your own twisted creations, embark on quests to find the rarest items (like diamond-encrusted pork chops), and maybe even uncover the secret of why the chickens keep trying to overthrow the cows as the ruling class.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this twisted journey into the heart of Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos awaits you in our twisted world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 135
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like TartariaMC ?

    What are Minecraft servers like TartariaMC
?
    Some similar Minecraft servers to TartariaMC include:

    1. MineSuperior: Known for its diverse gameplay modes and active community, MineSuperior offers a range of features including custom minigames, events, and a player-driven economy.

    2. PixelmonCraft: For players who enjoy Pokemon-themed adventures, PixelmonCraft combines the world of Minecraft with the beloved Pokemon franchise. Catch, train, and battle Pokemon in this unique server.

    3. Hypixel: One of the most popular Minecraft servers, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames, custom plugins, and a welcoming community. With regular updates and events, there’s always something new to explore on Hypixel.

    4. Mineplex: Another well-known Minecraft server, Mineplex features a mix of classic minigames, competitive gameplay, and unique events. Join a game of Spleef, Skywars, or Bridges with friends and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard.

    Whether you’re a fan of survival gameplay, custom plugins, or competitive minigames, there’s a Minecraft server out there for you. Explore these similar servers to TartariaMC and find your next favorite gaming destination.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The End Minecraft Server

    The End Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords. Explore our custom-built world where you can find secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers and treasure chests full of rainbow-colored diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will teach you the ancient art of poultry combat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief? Click the link and join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Floating Submarine Minecraft SMP

    Floating Submarine Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have floating submarines in the sky! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Our players have mastered the art of building submarines that defy gravity and float high above the ground.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

    And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that has been rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it. Some say it can turn dirt into diamonds, while others claim it can teleport you to a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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