Blocky Fantasy Funhouse – Where Pixels and Memes Collide! #10614

4* uncaps, 5* uncap, animated pv, Aura Raid, blocky, collide, crew directory., Dark Favored, Double AP/EP, Europa character CD, Exo Diablo, Falsetto in the Autumn Gray, FANTASY, FAQ, funhouse, Future Schedule, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, granblue fantasy toolbox, helpful links, Home Sweet Moon, how to start, Justice, leviathan, May Schedule, mc skin, Mega Pastebin, memes, Petra, pixels, Previous thread, Recent News, ROADMAP, Shieldsworn, side story, story event, Tales of Arcarum, Tier IV Class, Transcendence, unite & fight, Water Militis, wiki advanced grids, YGGDRASIL

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4788
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join now for Double AP/EP, Water Militis 4* uncaps, and a new Side Story called Home Sweet Moon where you can battle against evil moon monsters! Don’t miss out on the chance to witness Petra 5* uncap and the introduction of the new Tier IV Class: Shieldsworn – because who wouldn’t want to fight with a shield as big as a house?

But wait, there’s more! Coming soon, we have Magna 3 Leviathan & Yggdrasil Aura Raid & Transcendence where you can transcend into a mystical being and wreak havoc on your enemies. And let’s not forget about the Unite & Fight MC Skin event where you can dress up as your favorite Minecraft character and battle it out in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter Europa herself singing a character CD while battling against animated monsters! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Buildings Constructed:	44	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2663	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7562	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	853923
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	2269

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4284	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchantments Applied:	154	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Farms Harvested:	549
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	8188
Animals Bred:	164	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Star Shards Collected:	133	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	5141
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6745	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Farms Harvested:	143
Dragon Eggs Found:	6087	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8517	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6070

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Zombie Dances:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!