Blocky Faggio Minecraft Server

blocky, bugs, Faggio, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming humor., gaming jokes, gaming memes, gaming problems, glitches, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, literally unplayable, meme, Minecraft, no Faggio, no Speedophile, online gaming, satire, Server, video games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being chased by Faggios and Speedophiles in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is Faggio and Speedophile-free guaranteed! Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful and enjoyable gaming experience.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for more cheeseburgers. But be warned, the cheeseburger is heavily guarded by a horde of evil cows armed with enchanted udders.

Build your dream castle in the sky and defend it from flying pigs armed with laser eyes and bacon swords. Or team up with other players to create a floating city made entirely of rainbow-colored sheep wool.

With regular events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant and the Creeper fireworks show, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, except for Faggios and Speedophiles.

CraftyHIVHeroes

aid pause, antiretroviral therapy, CraftyHIVHeroes, disease prevention, emergency response, funding, global health, health policy, Healthcare, HIV treatment, hiv/aids, international aid, life saving, medical guidelines, medication, patient care, public health, Spells, treatment access, united states, US

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Farms Harvested:	575
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own hiv treatment center and save lives while playin blocks! we got potions dat make u invincible against zombies and creepers, so u can focus on savin da world! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits out diamonds instead of spit! come join da fun and be a hero in dis crazy blocky world!

Willow Bark Painkillers

adaptation, Animal Behavior, aspirin, Bark, beavers, biology, Chew, ecology, Environment, folklore, Forest, hard workers, ingredients, Myth, natural remedy, Nature, painkillers, teeth, wildlife, Willow, willow bark

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Towns Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	277
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8569

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF.

SO, GET THIS, ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF WILLOW BARK. WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE APPARENTLY BEAVERS LOVE THAT STUFF AND THEY’RE ALWAYS HIGH ON ASPIRIN. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE LIVING IN A HOUSE THAT BEAVERS WOULD BE JEALOUS OF.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS DANCE. IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YOU.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT? YOLO, BABY!

What is the IP for kettletoro Minecraft Server?

genshin, genshin impact, kettletoro, Mavuika, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Ores Mined:	892	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Kettletoro is a talented musician and producer known for their unique blend of electronic and hip-hop music. With a background in sound engineering and a passion for pushing boundaries in music production, Kettletoro has gained a loyal following for their innovative and genre-defying sound. Collaborating with various artists and creating their own solo projects, Kettletoro continues to make waves in the music industry with their dynamic and experimental approach to music-making.

Crafttomuck

#addons, admins, Application Process, build focused, Community, Crafttomuck, Curseforge, Discord, Friendly, gaming district, Hangout, ISLAND, Lag, Modded, rules, shopping district, Skyblock, tps, Website, World Map

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!
Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! We would like to welcome you to our Minecraft server Season 3 To The Stars! We are a Create mod focused SMP with a variety of addons and other fun mods in the pack. We have a main SMP Create server, a Creative server, and a rotating modpack server based on community votes. We also plan to introduce a Create Skyblock pack in the future. We have dedicated servers with reliable performance and a team of admins to ensure smooth gameplay.

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!

Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! We would like to welcome you to our Minecraft server Season 3 To The Stars!
We are a Create mod focused SMP with a variety of addons and other fun mods in the pack.
We have a main SMP Create server, a Creative server, and a rotating modpack server based on community votes.
We also plan to introduce a Create Skyblock pack in the future.
We have dedicated servers with reliable performance and a team of admins to ensure smooth gameplay.

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. How do I join the Crafttomuck server?

You can join by applying on our website at https://www.crafttomuck.com and joining our Discord community.

2. What mods are included in the modpack for Crafttomuck?

You can find the modpack for our server on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.

3. What is the gameplay like on the Survival SMP server?

Our Survival SMP server is focused on building and community interactions. We have a shopping and gaming district for players to explore and enjoy.

4. Can I test machines and build in Creative mode on the server?

Yes, our Creative server allows players to test machines and build in creative mode using the same modpack as the Survival server.

5. How can I see the world map of the SMP server?

You can view the world map of the SMP server at map.crafttomuck.com.

6. How can I contribute to the Crafttomuck community?

We welcome players to apply with effort in their applications and to read the rules before joining. We look forward to seeing new faces in our community!

Epic Adventure Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, battle scenes, Character development, character growth, Climax, Epic, episodes, FANTASY, Fight monsters, Hero’s Journey, pacing, plot progression, plot twists, Quest, resolution, Storyline, Supernatural powers, training arc, wait time

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	685756

Bro, forget about waiting for those boring training arcs! Join our Minecraft server and jump straight into epic battles with monsters! No need to waste time on filler episodes, just grab your sword and start slaying those creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, our server has custom mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality! Don’t be a noob, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures ever!

SisStealsInheritanceB4Confront

beneficiaries, Caretaker, Confrontation, equal splits, executor, family, fess up, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, life changing, MONEY, Poa, Probate, Resentment, Secrets, Siblings, SisStealsInheritanceB4Confront, sister, Will

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	7243
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as your sister hiding inheritance money? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden treasures and secrets just like you wish your sister would do!

We promise an experience so thrilling, you’ll feel like you’re confronting your sister about her sneaky schemes in real life. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for wanting to spill the beans to your siblings – in fact, we encourage it!

So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold as you navigate through twists and turns just like the ones in your family probate situation. Who knows, you might even walk away with a life-changing amount of virtual money! Join now and let the chaos begin!

LifeHacksMC SMP

LifeHacksMC, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This SMP is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, man.

Join our server and you’ll be living the high life, building epic castles and battling dragons with your besties. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties at spawn, we’ve got DJ Villagers spinning sick beats all night long.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret society of llamas who control the economy, trading emeralds for enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Join our SMP and live your best blocky life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LeashCraft: No More Baby Leashes!

baby, baby leashes, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child freedom, child independence, Child Psychology, child restraint, child restraints, child safety, child safety devices, child safety measures, child safety precautions, child supervision, controversial parenting, LeashCraft, leashes, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, public opinion, social norms

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of being leashed like a baby in public? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam free like a wild child! No more restrictions, just pure unadulterated freedom to explore, build, and conquer!

Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make new friends along the way. Who needs a baby leash when you have the whole Minecraft world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to the days of being tethered like a toddler and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join our server now and let your inner child run wild!

NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol control, alcohol distribution, alcohol embargo, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol regulations, alcohol removal, alcohol restrictions, alcohol sales, alcohol trade, Allowed, booze, Canadian alcohol, government directive, liquor store, North American alcohol, Nova Scotia Liquor Corporation, NovaCraft, Server, store shelves, TUESDAY, U.S. alcohol

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!

that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!

why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

RedStateLiquorBanCraft

alcohol, B.C, Ban, Canada, countermeasures, Economy, Exports, Government, Imports, international relations, North America, Political, PREMIER, red-state liquor, RedStateLiquorBanCraft, restrictions, RETALIATION, trade agreements, trade war, U.S. tariffs, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, like, this server is lit af, fam. we got all the craziest shizz goin’ down, like, for real. our admin is, like, a wizard or somethin’, always pullin’ off these sick events and buildin’ the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.

seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Canopy

16+, armor stands, campground, CANOPY, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Farms, hard mode, Invisible item frames, land protecting, mobhead drops, new hats, new map, Paper, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, Teleport, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Alien Abductions:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Server Name	CanopyMC
Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like, Vanilla
Server Version	1.21.0
Server Mode	Hard Mode Survival

Overview:

We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation. We host fun events each week and offer a soft border, semi-vanilla experience, dynamic map, new hats, datapacks, and more for our players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us by connecting to the server IP: canopymc.net or by joining our Discord server at https://canopymc.net/discord

Q: What is the average age of players on the server?

A: The average player age is early to mid-20’s.

Q: What plugins do you have on the server?

A: We only have plugins for moderation purposes and to enhance the vanilla experience. We do not have plugins that alter vanilla mechanics or provide teleportation abilities.

Q: What type of events do you host?

A: We typically host fun events each week for our players to enjoy and participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the soft border?

A: Yes, you can explore beyond the soft border, but keep in mind that everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there community builds on the server?

A: Yes, we have community builds including a shopping mall, campground, farms, and more for players to collaborate on.

Q: What is included in the datapacks on the server?

A: Our datapacks include features such as Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I view everyone’s builds in real time?

A: You can view the dynamic map of the server at https://canopymc.net/map

Day of Retarded Country 1.21.1

1.21.1, Country, Day, retarded

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Farms Harvested:	922	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the madness of this messed up world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like the chaos in your country! It’s a total shitshow, but in a fun way, you know? Plus, our players are as crazy as the politicians in your government, so you’ll fit right in! Join us and let’s push some virtual shit together, bro!

Gifts & Giggles Minecraft Server

avoidance, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional connection, emotional manipulation, emotional turmoil, ghosting, gift giving, Gifts, giggles, hookup, letting go, Minecraft, mixed signals, moving on, one sided relationship, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationships, Self Respect, Server, Trauma

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Just like the intense relationship in this story, our server will have you feeling all the feels. From deep emotional connections to sudden betrayals, you’ll never know what to expect next.

And just like the protagonist in this tale, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you give in to the drama or rise above it like a true blocky hero?

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

DebtFreeCraft

budgeting, DEBT, DebtFreeCraft, family, family dynamics, Family Support, financial advisor, financial freedom, financial habits, financial help, financial responsibility, financial struggle, gambling problem, Guilt, paycheck to paycheck, personal finance, selfish, sibling, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2228	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5426
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial freedom and not bailing out your brother’s gambling debts! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and crazy adventures.

Reasons to join: – No obligation to help family members with their financial woes – Budgeting and financial advice available in-game – Build your dream virtual world without worrying about real-life debt

Join us now and escape the drama of family financial disputes! Who needs real money problems when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll!

TouchyMen Minecraft SMP

Affection, back rubs, Bonding, Communication, Cuddling, DATING, emotional connection, hand holding, holding hands, Hugging, Intimacy, Kissing, long-term relationships, love language, massages, Men, Minecraft, physical touch, relationships, romance, smp, TouchyMen, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Votes:	988

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading cards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy wished for a million chickens and now his house is covered in feathers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, maybe stay away).