Blocky Faggio Minecraft Server

blocky, bugs, Faggio, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming humor., gaming jokes, gaming memes, gaming problems, glitches, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, literally unplayable, meme, Minecraft, no Faggio, no Speedophile, online gaming, satire, Server, video games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7675
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	6258	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being chased by Faggios and Speedophiles in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is Faggio and Speedophile-free guaranteed! Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful and enjoyable gaming experience.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for more cheeseburgers. But be warned, the cheeseburger is heavily guarded by a horde of evil cows armed with enchanted udders.

Build your dream castle in the sky and defend it from flying pigs armed with laser eyes and bacon swords. Or team up with other players to create a floating city made entirely of rainbow-colored sheep wool.

With regular events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant and the Creeper fireworks show, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, except for Faggios and Speedophiles.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	185
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9997
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ores Mined:	2354
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	207931	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	2242	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	174	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Star Shards Collected:	56
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9399	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ores Mined:	6258	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	547
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!