Blocky Escape | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	78	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Animals Bred:	177
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Votes:	6659
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	76
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Star Shards Collected:	228
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6135
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Votes:	541
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Emeralds Found:	4063
Players Killed by Monsters:	9185	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	151	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2