Blocky Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5563
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old games like Prison Architect and Factorio? Have you conquered Rimworld and need a new challenge? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the craziest and most unpredictable gaming experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and build your own virtual prison, but watch out for the inmates who have a tendency to break out and wreak havoc. Don’t worry, you can always call upon the help of friendly aliens who will defend your prison with their laser guns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of mole people who will trade rare items with you in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ores Mined:	856
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Votes:	4923	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mines Excavated:	3950	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	1026
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Animals Bred:	131	Villages Defended:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Farms Harvested:	694
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5130	Falling into the Void:	2

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	496362

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	1556	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	224569
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7842	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5673	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magic Items Found:	7063
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	207	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

TrumpCraft2020

AMERICANS, attorney general, AUTHORITY, constitution, controversy, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Executive Order, Government, law, leadership, opinion, opinionated, policy, Politics, power, president, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Items Found:	1315
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!