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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7129 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3093 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7051 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.
But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!