Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runes Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Votes:	4076
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Mines Excavated:	1927	Dimension Hops:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6998	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ores Mined:	5878	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mines Excavated:	4916
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Votes:	4993	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9948
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mines Excavated:	1765	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!