Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ores Mined:	6927	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	5717	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	165	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	166
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	641	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!