Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
New Chunks Explored:	848244	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	300810	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Star Shards Collected:	251
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	822
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	194
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!