Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6528	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Say ‘Hi there’ and Players Say ‘Bye there’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Who wouldn’t want to befriend one of these beauties?

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your back when the music stops!

3. Our server is protected by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will stop at nothing to defend our land from any invaders. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered fighters.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘>be you’ in the blink of an eye! Join the fun today!

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>So, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, doing your usual routes on the strip in Vegas, when suddenly you get sent on a wild goose chase to deal with some crazy dude named Crocker. Turns out, this guy is in charge of relations with Vegas, but he’s a total dumb fuck.

>Next thing you know, you’re on field duty and get sent on a mission to McCarran, only to be redirected to some random coordinates in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because some absolute lunatic got access to an emergency radio and you’re the lucky one chosen to deal with him.

>You arrive at the scene and see this dead-eyed dude in Ranger armor taking on THREE freaking deathclaws with just a regular infantry rifle. Is he high? Is he crazy? Who knows, but he’s definitely a badass.

>You join in the fight, shooting at the deathclaws with little effect, but this madman takes them all down like it’s nothing. I mean, he killed three nearly one-ton lizard monsters with just a basic assault rifle.

>Seriously, this guy is a legend in the making. If you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable adventures, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows what kind of crazy shit you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Villages Defended:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	56	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Zombie Punch-Up Palace: Where Even the Skeletons Throw Down

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where players just peacefully build and trade with each other? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – players are physically unable to fight each other! That’s right, every time you try to swing your sword or shoot your bow, your character just ends up doing a silly dance instead. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s absolute madness!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical egg that hatches into a baby dragon! Who wouldn’t want their very own fire-breathing companion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who loves to drop explosive beats!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs fighting when you can dance your way to victory?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LazyCraft: “You just want everything without even working”

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Are you tired of actually having to mine for resources in Minecraft? Do you just want to build epic structures without putting in any effort? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Holy Grails Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Towns Built:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Skelebro’s Spooky Server: Where Skeletons Have More Fun Than You!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a cat dad! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for kitty litter and fish to feed your adorable feline friends.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you become a cat dad, but you can also ride around on giant flying unicorns while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the purr-fectly crazy world of being a cat dad in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Love Letters Sent:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Magic 8 Ball Breadcraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually get a promotion! That’s right, climb the ranks from Dirt Digger to Diamond Duke and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, your choice).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Forgive me now /v/? I just adapted your favorite video game into MineLOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Criers: Where Femanons Shed Tears and Build Blocks

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Are you tired of crying alone in your dark, lonely room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never cry again, unless it’s tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!

So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Cursed Pixels: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, wake up and join our server where the leaks are so epic, they’ll have you jumping out of your bed in excitement! Our leaks are so juicy, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Don’t hit snooze on this opportunity to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there. Let’s get leaky!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Culture Meets Chinese Confusion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ramen? Well, come join our server where we serve up some delicious Lamian instead! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and serving up some Chinese cuisine in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old Japanese culture when you can have a taste of China right in your virtual world?

Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Farms Harvested:	944
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Critter Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets anime and chaos reigns supreme! Join the madness today!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is like the Brand New Animal of Minecraft servers! That’s right, we’re here to bring the fun and craziness back to gaming.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant pixel art statues of Nicolas Cage or hosting impromptu dance parties in the Nether.

And if you’re worried about people judging you for playing a “kids” game, don’t be! We fully embrace our inner child here and believe that everyone deserves to have a little fun, no matter their age. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious in Minecraft.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	New Chunks Explored:	232214
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Convicts

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Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!