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Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

30+ year old women, age difference, comparison, Confidence, DATING, Diamond, DIVAS, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal standards, women’s issues

Are you tired of dealing with drama from younger women on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who are 30+ years old! Why, you ask? Well, because we’ve found that older women are just better at everything – including building epic structures, slaying mobs, and brewing the dankest potions. Plus, they have way more life experience, so you know they’re not going to pull any sneaky griefing moves on you. So come join us and see for yourself why 30+ year old women rule the Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mocked Minecraft SMP Player

anger, bullying, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coping mechanisms, emotional trauma, Empathy, grudge, hatred, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Mocked, personal boundaries, player, RETALIATION, Revenge, self esteem, self-control, smp, social dynamics, toxic behavior, unhealthy responses, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “The Unkillable One.” Legend has it that he once tried to kill everyone who mocked him, but he accidentally turned on creative mode instead and built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks. Now he roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to cross his path to a build battle. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of the ultimate builder? Join our server now and find out!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

StitchCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, despised, embarrassed, furious, grown adults, Minecraft, pen, Psycho, Server, shade of grey, StitchCraft, stitching, stuffed toy, suspicion, Thread, Toy, Trust, turtle, worst person

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the weird and wonderful just like James and his stuffed turtle! Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasures inside random blocks, just like the surprise pen inside that turtle. Who knows what kind of bizarre secrets you’ll discover in our world?

But beware, if you mess with someone’s prized possessions, like James’s turtle, you might just end up in a feud over the shade of grey used for stitching. Our server is full of drama and excitement, just waiting for you to dive in and stir up some trouble.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find your own stuffed turtle to obsess over. Just remember, always ask permission before cutting it open!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FiancéFailsToDefendFriend

aita, deluded, Fiance, FiancéFailsToDefendFriend, Friend, friend group, Gamers, high school, hot, insecure, jealous, Justified, KIND, male validation, mean, not defending, passive aggressive, pick me girl, Rude, University

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is nonexistent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Zaira put Emma in her place during a dinner with friends.

Imagine a world where your fiancé’s savage comebacks are the highlight of the night, leaving everyone speechless and in awe. Witness the power of true love and a mean streak like no other as Zaira shuts down any potential threats to your relationship with her fiery words.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of watching drama unfold before your very eyes, all while enjoying some quality gaming time with your friends. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of Zaira’s epic takedowns!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Towns Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2975	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	159	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5376
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	180	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7139	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	783178
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ores Mined:	5929

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	New Chunks Explored:	258760
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchantments Applied:	170
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Items Found:	5224