Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	184	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1871

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	214
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	771239
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MapleMC

Challenges, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	770	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NexCraft Eternal

alliances, configurations, Economy, empire-building, Factions, finances, Griefers, influence, Land claiming, Land Protection, MCMMO, Mods, nation system, Player Run Economy, Resources, server-wide events, Survival Games, TAXES, Towny, ultimate experience, Vanilla, War, world

Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	892
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!