Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Christmas Eth Giveaway Minecraft SMP

turning 25, Eth reward, Blockchain, Eth prize, Digital Currency

Hey gamers! So, get this – our fearless leader is turning 25 on December 25th and he’s feeling extra generous. He’s giving away 25 eth (that’s right, cryptocurrency baby) to celebrate! But here’s the catch – you gotta join our Minecraft SMP and participate in a wild treasure hunt. The first 5 people to reach the end will score 5 eth each. And if less than 5 make it, they’ll split the loot.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the treasure is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers. And the final clue is hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, folks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, gear up, and get ready to hunt for that sweet, sweet eth. Deadline is December 26th, so don’t miss out on this epic adventure. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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Boogiepop Phantom’s Fun Minecraft Server

psychological thriller, horror elements, complex narrative, Minecraft, Boogiepop

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your virtual block.

Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting to be plundered?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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BlockyTruth Minecraft SMP

BlockyTruth, you can’t handle the truth, Ms Block, handle the truth, Minecraft

Are you ready to enter a Minecraft world where the blocks talk back? Where the creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Welcome to the craziest SMP server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the truth about this server is so wild, so wacky, that your mind might just explode like a TNT block. Only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the chaos that awaits in this twisted Minecraft realm.

But hey, if you’re up for a challenge and ready to laugh until your sides hurt, then come on in and join the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie or trading secrets with a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless in this mind-bending, reality-defying Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can handle the truth of MS Block! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Minecraft, civil rights movement, black people, racial discrimination

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So why are black ‘people’ like this? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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Minecraft SMP: Manga Ka Bowl

creative fighters, Combat, Tournament, japanese art, Crafty

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce! Once you enter, there’s no turning back – it’s a battle to the death!

Join us and face off against other players in epic PvP battles that will test your skills and strategy. Who will come out on top? Will it be the crafty Toriyama or the fighting machine Muhammad Ali? Only time will tell!

But beware, only one can emerge victorious. So gather your resources, hone your combat skills, and get ready for the ultimate showdown. Are you ready to fight for your life in the craziest Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive!

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