Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	164	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

SpillSone.no:25601

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	348857	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

craft.16b16t.com

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Projections Made:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

pokesmp.net

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

play.vitacraft.eu

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2094	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

play.tombmc.com

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7579	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2126	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	3

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	1488	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8699	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	New Chunks Explored:	893370
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8848	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	5

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	386	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	1784
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	New Chunks Explored:	147921
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	6141	Players Killed by Monsters:	5792
Farms Harvested:	902	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co