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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mines Excavated:	4004	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	648491
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Emeralds Found:	4087
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	1530
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2197
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Emeralds Found:	6146
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	221
Emeralds Found:	4381	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4413
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	2917
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	259	Love Letters Sent:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	86
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com