Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Towns Built:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

play.avaloncity.pro

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9146	Crops Grown:	1746
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Potions Brewed:	122	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	558765
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Animals Bred:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Farms Harvested:	884
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Potions Brewed:	174
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	4576
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	219	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Star Shards Collected:	278	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Towns Built:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun