Blocky Death Wish | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Crops Grown:	7935	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape your troubles and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Feeling like a sack of potatoes with bad posture? No problem! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a floating block of cheese with impeccable posture.

Have OCD tendencies? Perfect! You can organize and reorganize your virtual world to your heart’s content without anyone judging you.

Are you on the autism spectrum with a high IQ? Well, you’ll fit right in here! Our server is filled with intelligent individuals who will appreciate your unique perspective.

And if you’re feeling a bit borderline and struggling with severe depression, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without fear of judgment.

So come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s just for a few hours of pure escapism.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Farms Harvested:	527	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Magic Items Found:	8124	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	915155	Alien Abductions:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2920
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	4779
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	248
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magic Items Found:	1336
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Votes:	3656
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7