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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ores Mined:	7051	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	105	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	17
Farms Harvested:	190	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	69
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Potions Brewed:	186
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	130
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	7200
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Potions Brewed:	117

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Emeralds Found:	7117
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	9989
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Potions Brewed:	133	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

Players:	94/500	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4147
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1