Blocky Coomer’s Craze | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Classic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is run by the World of Warcraft classic team! That’s right, the same team responsible for all things classic, hardcore, cata classic, sod, etc. They may have fled from Twitter because they felt “the vibes were off,” but that just means they’re ready to bring some chaotic energy to our Minecraft server.

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few glitches that will have you questioning reality. Who needs a stable server when you can have a wild ride like this? So come on, join us and see what kind of madness the World of Warcraft classic team has in store for you. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Minecraft SMP: Mommy Jade’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!

But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.

So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!

Aferus Minecraft server

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The owner of the Aferus server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Euro Jealousy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Europe and its lackluster culture and politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American experience! We’ve got red, white, and blue blocks for days, fireworks displays every hour on the hour, and our national anthem playing on a loop in the background. Plus, rumor has it that George Washington himself will log on to challenge players to a build-off! So come on down and show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

/180/ 2025 Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier & Draw Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! We’re bringing the world of darts to Minecraft!

Compete against other PDC Tour Card Holders for a chance to secure a spot in the 2024/25 Paddy Power World Darts Championship…in Minecraft! Four lucky players will get the chance to show off their virtual dart-throwing skills on the biggest stage in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! We’ll have full coverage of the qualifier on our DartConnect page, because who needs real sports when you can watch Minecraft darts instead? The draw will be held on Sky Sports News…Minecraft edition, of course.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Dom Taylor get replaced by Robert Owen in the field of a virtual darts championship? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around! Join now and let the virtual darts madness begin!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, throw it back with our crazy SMP where anything goes! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer and Sally the Ender Dragon Tamer. So why wait? Join us and throw it back to the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Silesian’s Coal Mine Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending your days toiling away in a boring coal mine? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can spend your hard-earned coal money in our fabulous shopping malls located right next to our coal-powered power plants! Who needs diamonds when you can have coal-powered bling, amirite? Join us on Sovl and live your best coal-filled life! Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to steal your coal stash, they’re always causing trouble around here.

Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where VTubers run wild without any rules or regulations? Look no further! Our server is cracking down on VTubing with our outrageous government legislation proposal.

Join us if you want to witness VTubers being forced to wear ridiculous costumes, like a giant banana suit or a chicken costume, while streaming. You’ll never know what to expect next!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground VTuber fight club where VTubers battle it out for virtual supremacy. Will your favorite VTuber come out on top or will they be banished to the depths of the server forever?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where VTubers are controlled and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Coneo Sur General + Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – hilo anime! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Now, our server is filled with flying pigs and unicorns soaring through the sky, causing mayhem and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world, filled with laughter and surprises at every turn, then hilo anime is the place for you. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6275	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Runes Activated:	0

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Void Gems Collected:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crops Grown:	9047
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	155
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9451	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Crops Grown:	6415

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8515	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	520831
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4567
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1955
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mines Excavated:	3211
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5