Blocky Climate Conspiracies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Vibes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake in the dead of night and sing about video games for a full month! This is our 12th year of production, and we’re more outrageous than ever. Join us for insane collaborations and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can bake cakes while fighting off zombies and creepers? Our annual collaboration project will have you laughing and singing along as you build the craziest structures and survive the wildest adventures.

Contribute by writing something hilarious, posting it in the thread, and in our Song Spreadsheet. Or get creative and make videos for the songs that are already made! And don’t forget to check out our instrumental database with over 4000 instrumentals made from original studio recordings – tag your post with [VINST] to easily find what you need.

Join our IRC channel for even more madness and proper mic technique tips. And don’t forget to listen to our songs on our web player or watch the latest videos on our YouTube playlist. We may be a bit chaotic, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our Minecraft server. So come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

so /tv/ Minecraft SMP, I understand you’re getting older

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild SMP where the admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house turned into a giant cake or your farm overrun by dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have their own currency and economy. Trade with them for rare items and unlock hidden quests that will take you on epic adventures across the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous pandas!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Miscraft: Miscarriage Cleanup OP

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of redstone!

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s closer than a trio of housemates sharing a bathroom. And speaking of bathrooms, be prepared for unexpected surprises – just like the time one player accidentally flushed someone’s “baby” down the toilet (don’t worry, it was just a Minecraft pet).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional outbursts, join our server today! Just make sure to keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know what might disappear next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	New Chunks Explored:	669039
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SecretCraft: Keep It Quiet

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Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building pixelated structures in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky creativity run wild!

Join us and escape from the monotony of real life by diving into a world where you can build towering castles, dig deep underground for rare resources, and battle mythical creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on you).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as quirky and eccentric as you are. From a group of friendly llamas who roam the land offering sage advice, to a mysterious wizard who can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies with a flick of his wand, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your inner Minecraft master shine! Just be sure to keep your real-life secrets safe from the prying eyes of the Creeper spies…

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Sneaky Kleenex Bedside Lotion

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own kleenex and lotion dispenser next to ur bed without anyone judgin u!!! trust me, u gonna need that lotion after u see all the hot lava and steamy caves we got in store for u 😉 plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and gold that u can use to buy urself a fancy bedazzled kleenex box!!! so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get weird with it 😜😂🔥🌋💎🧻🧴 #minecraft #lotionfordays #kleenexgang

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4037	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Fungi Free Zone: Y17991 Fun!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have created a magical potion called Y17991 that makes you invincible to all the creepers and zombies in the game! you can roam around without a care in the world, slaying mobs left and right like a true warrior.

our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. you can team up with other players to defeat giant bosses and conquer dungeons filled with treasure.

not to mention, our server has the most epic builds you have ever seen. from towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, there is no limit to what you can create.

so come join us and experience the thrill of playing on the best minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

💥BREAKTIME💯 – YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME FOR A LONG TIME!⚡ Minecraft server

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Legendary Realms: Where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and pretend you’re in a real-life RPG! Level up your dirt shoveling skills here!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	103.152.196.59
Discord	https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

About the Server: Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more than just your average survival experience? We have a unique blend of classic survival and exciting RPG content. Whether you’re in the mood for a chill survival session or ready to dive into epic quests, we’ve got you covered!

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What worlds are available on the server?	You can choose between the traditional survival world or explore our custom RPG world filled with dungeons, bosses, and quests.
How can I level up my abilities?	Use MCMMO to level up your abilities and become a stronger adventurer in mining, fishing, or battling enemies.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, there is a fully functioning economy with player-run auctions for buying and selling items.
What makes the community active?	The server is packed with features, plugins, custom mobs, items, and crafting systems that keep the experience unique and engaging for all players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WTF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting deported is your worries! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so lit, even ICE can’t keep up with the fun! Build your dream world and watch out for creepers, they’re the real troublemakers around here. So why wait? Come join us and say goodbye to boring reality, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Strongest Maid Minecraft SMP History Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us and become part of the craziest community of players who are always up for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the strongest maid in history is getting her own movie, and you can be a part of her epic adventures on our server. From battling creepers with her trusty feather duster to building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen, this maid is a force to be reckoned with.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to experience it for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NewBodyWhoDis Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can change any part of your body with just a few clicks! Tired of those boring old arms? Swap them out for tentacles and become the ultimate underwater warrior. Sick of your plain old human legs? Trade them in for rocket-powered stilts and zoom around the server at lightning speed. The possibilities are endless on our server, where body modification is not only encouraged but celebrated!

Join us on this wild adventure where players have transformed into all kinds of creatures, from unicorns with laser eyes to cyborgs with built-in disco balls. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? So come on down and join our wacky community of body-modifying enthusiasts. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineCraftLotteryLand

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If you won the lottery on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is buy a diamond pickaxe and mine your way to a secret underground treasure filled with stacks of emeralds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Steve who will fly you around the server in style! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of luxury on any other server – join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	5947	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockBuster Vaccine Server

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games. like, our survival world is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have this wild story where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your base. it’s like a real-life fairytale, but with creepers and skeletons. and get this, our pvp arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale every time you step in. trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Links:

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Emeralds Found:	8333
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Void Gems Collected:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	2323	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.