Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Potions Brewed:	129	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	3804	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

No Cheating AI Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by cheaters in every PVP game you play? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server has the most advanced AI anti-cheating system that will ban those pesky cheaters faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Our AI is so smart, it can detect if a player is using x-ray vision to find diamonds or flying around like a glitchy ender dragon. Join our server and experience fair gameplay like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our AI has a secret crush on Steve and will do anything to protect him from cheaters. So come join us and help our AI find love in a world full of cheaters!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4168	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Back to Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens have formed their own government, and the villagers are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because we also have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and flying llamas that drop diamonds wherever they go.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco club where the Endermen like to breakdance. We also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a very confused panda who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time, summon dragons, and turn their enemies into harmless bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventure of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Buildings Constructed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the player became the richest player in all of Minecraft land and built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. Who knows, maybe you could be the next Minecraft millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon racing competition. Compete against other players in a thrilling race to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the title of Dragon Slayer Champion. The winner gets a prize so rare and valuable, it’s said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and epic quests await you in our pixelated paradise!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MommaCraft: F Off Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more chaotic than a pack of wolves? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on drama and tension. Witness epic battles between players as they navigate through complicated relationships and conflicting emotions.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between a mother-in-law and a pregnant wife. Watch as they duke it out in a battle of wills, with puke-filled ER visits and passive-aggressive food offerings. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us today! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but creepers are not.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DeathtasticCelebHoax

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Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories! We have secret tunnels leading to underground bunkers where Elvis Presley and Tupac are chilling together, sipping on diamond-studded milkshakes. But that’s not all – we also have a hidden portal to a parallel universe where Michael Jackson is moonwalking on the moon! So come on down and solve the mystery of which famous person successfully faked their death – the answer might just blow your blocky mind!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyNATOvsRussia

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, we got this crazy story where, like, NATO allies, like, took over some russian assets and used them to fund artillery for ukraine. like, what even is that, bro?

join this server and, like, experience the wildest adventures ever. build crazy stuff, battle epic monsters, and, like, maybe even start a world war or something. who knows, man? anything can happen in this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, like, for real.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HeartThieves LifeSteal SMP

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Welcome to HeartThieves LifeSteal SMP!

Dive into the ultimate survival experience where every heart counts.

In the world of HeartThieves, every kill you make steals health from your enemies. Trust is scarce, and every battle could be your last!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Kill or be killed! Steal health to grow stronger. PvP & Raiding: Fight, raid, and conquer. Custom Events: Participate in epic server-wide events. Java & Bedrock Support: Play with friends on any platform! Active Community: Team up or go solo in a growing player base.

Join now and prove your strength! https://discord.gg/ZGnRNmRD6p

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	63	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Holicraft Network

Adventure, alliances, Anarchic, Anarchy, Bedwars, Challenges, Chaos, combat arenas, Community, Events, holicraft network, Knockbackffa, Minecraft, open world, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles, unique experience, Void

Holicraft Network – Discover your new Minecraft adventure!

Modalities: – Survival: Survive, explore and build in an open world full of challenges. – Bedwars: Defend your bed and destroy enemy beds in epic team battles. – Anarchic: Live in a world without rules, where you can form alliances or cause chaos at will. – KnockBackFFA: Face other players in combat arenas where the objective is not to fall into the void.

Join our community and enjoy events, rewards and a unique experience in each modality!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	2939	Enchantments Applied:	89
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SapphireWorld 1.20-1.21 CREATIVE Minecraft server

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Creative Server

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	6288	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Jimmy Wang Yu Minecraft SMP: Better Than All of Them, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan…

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Jimmy Wang Yu himself! That’s right, forget about Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li – Jimmy Wang Yu is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience epic battles and adventures like never before, all led by the ultimate kung fu master. Jimmy Wang Yu will show you how to kick butt and take names in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Plus, rumor has it he can mine diamonds with his bare hands!

So why settle for ordinary when you can join the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Come join us and see why Jimmy Wang Yu is truly the king of the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DoubleDirtDollars

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where players split rent 50/50 like this couple, but with a twist – the creepers pay their fair share too! Watch as the girlfriend, who makes double the diamonds, refuses to pay more even after her student loan saga. Will she finally agree to pay her fair share or will the boyfriend have to mine for justice? Join now to find out! Plus, we have a special event where players can buy new wardrobes, expensive armor, and even brand new enchanted cars! Don’t miss out on the drama and the diamonds – join our server today!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HateCrafters

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Have you ever felt like creepers are constantly judging you for your building skills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, even the creepers will be in awe of your epic creations! Join us and show those pesky mobs who’s boss with your insane building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken egg that hatches into a magical flying chicken mount. Who needs horses when you can soar through the skies on a majestic chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons, where you’ll face off against the fearsome Sheep of Doom. This woolly beast is said to have the power to turn players into sheep with a single bleat. Will you be able to resist its fluffy charm and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Abcde Craft

Economy, Survival

ABCDE Craft Season 1 is live with many ways to earn real money from playing! Survival, Economy, Sky Block and Parkour challenges await you! Prizes are worth over $250,000!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6055	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ores Mined:	6028	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WILD

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VIJO MC survival server!

We are a Norwegian minecraft survival server under construction. We use mcmmo, towny, autorank and much more!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.