Blocky Butt-Kickers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Gamers Who Know the Answer to ‘What is the definitive video game controller?’

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	236	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	7184

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old controllers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic and outrageous controller you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a controller made entirely out of diamonds and enchanted with the power to summon dragons at your command. That’s right, forget about joysticks and buttons, on our server, you control the game with pure magic!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn through the Nether? No problem! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience gaming like never before. Who needs a boring old video game controller when you can have one made of diamonds and magic? Let the epic adventures begin!

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ores Mined:	9559	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3638
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	5597	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8763	Magic Items Found:	7148
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	729
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1417
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4490	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crops Grown:	3140
Animals Bred:	131	Dimension Hops:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	183	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Votes:	5657	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!