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Ethereal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Abuse, adultery, Affair, BETRAYAL, Cheating, consequences, Deception, double standards, Ethereal, Ethics, Exploitation, Grooming, Infidelity, Manipulation, Marriage, morality, Realm, relationships, scandal, sex trafficking, Trust, victimization

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the players cheat on their virtual wives with random former child sex slaves they groomed! And get this, they still think they’re the good guys! Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you’re into that kind of chaotic energy, then this server is definitely the place for you. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

aita, Big Ball, Friends, girl, group activity, Group Chat, high school, keeping ticket, leaving group chat, Minecraft, Panic, personal reasons, Promise, Server, sick, student ID, TicketTussle, UNFAIR, university friends, Unsure

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of unreliable friends and feeling left out of group activities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a ball of a time where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched or ignored by your virtual pals.

Unlike real life, on our server, you’ll always have a ticket to the party and never have to deal with drama or fake friends. Plus, our student ID requirement is just a joke – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun, no matter their age or background.

So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a new virtual squad that will always have your back. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

CraftyCoupleTaxTime

aita, bill payment, car payments, Communication, CraftyCoupleTaxTime, federal taxes, filing separately, financial responsibility, gas, groceries, main source of income, marital finances, Mortgage, Overtime, Paycheck, SAVING, shopping, Tax season, Wife, withholdings

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Are you tired of dealing with tax drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, you can build your dream world without worrying about Uncle Sam taking a cut of your hard-earned diamonds.

Join us and escape to a land where you can live tax-free and rule your own kingdom without any financial burdens. No more arguments with your spouse about who should pay the tax bill, because here, it’s all fun and games!

Build your own empire, mine for resources, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs to worry about taxes when you can focus on building the biggest and best castle in all of Minecraft land?

So come on over and join us for a tax-free adventure like no other. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyBrainsMC

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

CraftyKremlin, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election campaign, electoral interference, Espionage, european union, fake news, foreign intervention, germany, influence operation, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Manipulation, meddling, Minecraft, political influence, political interference, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Epic Battles Fought:	8

so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

CraftyTariffWars

Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, mexico, North America, Politics, tariff impacts, Tariffs, tariffs deadline, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	1697
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

Cooking, Culinary, Dining, dry pasta, Fails, Food, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, long tail tags: spaghetti dishes, non-Italian restaurants, Noodles, pasta, pasta varieties, Problems, recipes, restaurant fails., Sauce, saucy, serving spaghetti, Spaghetti, Traditional

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

behaviour, Fly, fly larvae, food hardness preference, food preferences, food texture, Fruit, fruit decay, fruit fly maggots, fruit infestation, gustatory organs, insect behavior, larval, larval development, madness, Maggot, multisensory contributions, physiology, rotting fruit, sensory integration, sensory organs, sensory perception, sensory responses, sensory stimuli

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	118
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5026
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	144	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Towns Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Falling into the Void:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Zombie Dances:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Potions Brewed:	133
Void Armor Forged:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Star Shards Collected:	203	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17