Blocky Butt Blasts

air freshener, bad smell, bathroom humor, Blasts, blocky, bodily functions, butt, comedic relief, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Miley Cyrus, Nostalgia, STINKY, time passing, ventilation, window open, wrecking ball

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2937	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a farting competition! That’s right, unleash your inner gas and see who can produce the most potent stench in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inspired by the nostalgia of Miley Cyrus’ song “Wrecking Ball”. Get ready to swing through the virtual world like a wrecking ball, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

And if that’s not enough, we even have a special feature where you have to keep a virtual window open to let out all the smelly farts. It’s like a breath of fresh air, except not really.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that farting and wrecking balls could be so much fun in Minecraft?

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2930	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ores Mined:	7591
Magic Items Found:	2710	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Farms Harvested:	784	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6572	Dimension Hops:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Votes:	3997
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	494	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Emeralds Found:	5175	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Divine Spears Created:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ores Mined:	3384
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	2289
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5716
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	856805
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5016
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Farms Harvested:	945

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!