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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6456 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 9314 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Star Shards Collected: | 75 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9472 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!