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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 1032 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Enchantments Applied: | 68 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!