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Players: 108/300 Votes: 3512
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to the beat of the jukebox. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a village of villagers who speak in nothing but puns. It’s like living in a Minecraft sitcom!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible. Even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t believe me? Well, you’ll just have to see it to believe it. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2754
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 124 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 7355
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1823 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 6833
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 154
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 1881
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Crops Grown: 5528
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 6881
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7250
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Crops Grown: 1483 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 3029
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 8899
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 7406
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Potions Brewed: 198
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4102
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 744
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 67 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Potions Brewed: 171

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9844
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6377
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Star Shards Collected: 203
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 1485
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 122
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magic Items Found: 8036
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 5804
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 4576
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8117 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Towns Built: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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