Blocky B*tches | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Potions Brewed:	88
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	5346	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	241
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Zombie Dances:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Towns Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	919658

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	46