Blocky B*tches

anyátok, blocky, Btches, kurva, long trail, tags

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dimension Hops:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Towns Built:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4695	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Votes:	6326
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Votes:	1464
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6827	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	2536	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	7902
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8614	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9773
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	89
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.