Blocky B*tches

anyátok, blocky, Btches, kurva, long trail, tags

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mines Excavated:	3147

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1449
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	60572
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Votes:	3813	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Votes:	4366	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9565
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Villages Defended:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Animals Bred:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?