Blocky B*tches | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3300	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Animals Bred:	122
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	716591
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	161
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7971
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	129	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ores Mined:	905	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	275

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Votes:	1804	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9120	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crops Grown:	2082
Ores Mined:	2069	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	203	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Players:	102/300	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7